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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:36
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
What is the craziest thing that you've ever witnessed?
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
—
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Why is Meghan Markle's Hollywood presence fading despite her royal status and Netflix deal?
Then came..
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.